My Last Squat

by Anna Stephens   Mar 9, 2012


Bend the knees, lower the butt
To pick up that penny, the only thought

Searing pain, the hammies cry
Ankles buckle, about to die!

Beseeching God to ease the pain
Getting vertical too much a strain

Topple backward, fall on the ass
Someone just called a crane...at last!

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  • 12 years ago

    by HOLLY ARMER

    Hahahaha! I don't bend over for anything less than silver and even then I have to be in the mood, lol!

    You kill me with your wit perfectly wrapped in an effortless poem. Well done!

  • 12 years ago

    by Lonely Rider

    ROFL :D ... :D awesome poem :D

  • 12 years ago

    by Hellon

    OMG...Anna, you're definately on a roll with these humourous poems!!! Getting yourself into this type of situation to pick up a penny....well maybe for a dollar I would have tried but.....a PENNY! Absolutely no way....I have an image to consider you know LMAO!

  • 12 years ago

    by Maple Tree

    Anna,

    I laughed so hard... what a delightful and funny piece.... oh this is priceless... :-)

  • 12 years ago

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    Lmao :) you're amazing. Your humor is awesome, your poems brilliant. Enjoy them very much

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