In common

Both are September babies
With no desire to raise any
So no baby groceries
But more time to be cuddly

They carry our goods
Or hold our trash
Wal-Mart bags
Save us cash

Shower curtains are great
When they stay in place
Touching our legs we hate
For we like our space

Whether it's yours or mine
Chap Stick we bring
Making lips soft and fine
To ensure no cracking

Alcohol isn't essential
To have a good time
We remain faithful
Drinking water, even at halftime

Shake a little or a lot
Parmesan cheese
Hits the spot
Except on peas

Sitting on big red
Or cruising on little blue
Open roads ahead
For me and you

Werewolf versus a Vampire
It's the final Twilight
Tickets I'll acquire
Planning our date night

A cruise is your craving
To celebrate a new age
Happy Birthday I'll be singing
In private, not onstage

Deal or no deal
We played very well
At Dave-N-Busters, we had a meal
To go again would be real swell

We both like cherry
And very little ice
Limeade for thy sweetie
Vanilla is my advice

Crochet you can
I love to watch
Is it an afghan
For a sasquatch

Tap then a slap
In sync with the zills
I hear the audience clap
Ready to give dollar bills

In our consoles
Dental picks you'll locate
To release leftover rolls
And other food we ate

Eight is yours
Eleven is mine
Nine is ours
Ten is divine

You flew high
I was all I can be
As VETS we said goodbye
To become a civy

It can be green
Or it can be black
We both know Lean
Most don't know jack

I'm the newbe
You dressed the part
Renaissance was chilly
A costume, I wanna start

Everything has a place
On the shelf or in a box
Nothing is misplaced
Organization rocks

On your back you prefer
To lay and let go
I think standing is better
Tanning gives us a glow

It may be green
But it's moist
Contains no protein
Needs cherries, you voiced

I didn't but I do
It's necessary for you
Not talking about poo
Wiping is new

We may relieve
When in the shower
Our pee
Cleaning the splatter

Thru the night
You don't swallow
Chewing gum till daylight
Then I follow

It's a dream for me
You were successful
Entrepreneur fantasy
It could be a novel

Four are fine
But need the fifth wheel
For corner couch design
To make the deal

A place to call home
Is our desire
No-one to roam
And sit comfortably by the fire