A man cannot live on pornography alone
The touch of his hand will not satisfy his bone
Not for long not for true
No his balls will turn blue
If a man cannot have you
A MAN cannot LIVE on PORNOGRAPHY alone
Believe me I've tried as I've been on my own!
Porn of every description
You won't want to hear!
Yet none of it pleases
As when you are near
Now hear as I say
Pornography is great!
I do truly love
To masturbate
But man's greatest passion
Be not his own hand
But in the fairest maiden
In all the land
A man CANNOT live on pornography alone!
And go back to self loathing once his load is blown
It's no life at all!
So listen, as I say
I love you, Emma Watson
If only for a day
