The Rabbit and the Plums

I found an empty room
At the end of a hallway
In my mind the room spelled doom
But I'd have to learn the hard way

I sat down and removed my pants
In walked the rabbit man
He bent down and grabbed my plums
Boy did it make me feel dumb

He was a man in a rabbit suit
I stroked his leg so gently
He shook my plums wildly
And oh boy it was a hoot

But suddenly the fun was gone
The plums were gone it ALL was gone
The man was gone he'd took my plums
Boy he'd feel sorry when I was done

I donned my pants and grabbed my gun
And after my plums I did run
I ran so hard and fast and far
My plums belong to NO beggar

I found him in an alleyway
And when he saw me he shouted: "Gay!"
I shot him in the leg and screamed
"Where'd you take my plums you fiend!?"

But of my plums he'd not forthcome
And so I did what had be done
In his head I shot him thrice
And defecated on him twice