Hey dude! wheres my Kar.....ma?

Karma used to be so swift and vicious
to keep the bad man from doing whatever he wishes.
If I acted up-shady and underhanded
karma barged in and forcefully reprimanded
No dirty deeds done by me were ever done dirt cheap
my Karmic punishment always way to steep
lately my karma beliefs are being tested
So many creeps running amok shoulda' been arrested
when I do good I like people to thank me
When I am bad I want Pamela Anderson to spank me
lately I have behaved extra nice
because my strict Karma likes to punish me hard and twice.
Im certainly watching my P's and Q's
despite all the haters and all their Fu's
Today I walk the straight and narrow
In my quivver, my heart and back remain all the poison arrows.
"Halo!"everyone Im like an angel in training
sex swearing drinking and smoking Im abstaining
(Damn! I could go for a drink and a smoke at the brothel) I aint a saint
Im a fuddy duddy stick in the mud pure as can be
even my steamy fantasies are rated "G"
My girl left chasing bright lights and tumbling dice
She said all this karma made me boring and to nice!
-santacruz-