MY BFF JINNY HAN

MY ONLY FRIEND LEFT IS A GIRL NAMED JINNY.
KNEW HER SO LONG, EVEN BACK WHEN SHE WAS SKINNY.
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT SHE'D BE THERE TIL THE END,
ONLY KNEW HER BECAUSE I WAS HITTING ON HER FRIENDS.

AS A LITTLE KID SHE WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD.
SHE EVEN DATED PA, WHICH HONESTLY WAS SAD.
SHE DID TWEAK AND EX AND EVEN TRIED CRACK,
AND HER FRIENDS WERE ALL STRAIGHT UP SKANK.

NOW SHE'S GOOD AND WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER,
SHE GOT HER HOOKS ON HIM BEFORE SHE GOT FATTER.
HE LOVES THAT SHE IS NICE, SWEET AND FUNNY,
BUT HATES HEARING "BABE, CAN I HAVE MONEY?"

COMPLAINING FOR JOE TO GET HER A RING,
ALWAYS TRYING TO PLAN A BIG ASS WEDDING.
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY SHE'S TRYING TO STRESS,
IT'LL TAKE HER A WHILE TO FINALLY FIT HER DRESS.