Don't steal this poem.

Don't steal this poem from me, I have proof that it is mine.

My name is Tiffany, isn't that so fine?

If you steal this poem, how will you prove its yours?

Yeah so umm...
Your name is NOT Tiffany.
Oh my, I got to pee!
So please listen to me!..
Don't steal it.
Or you will surely feel it.
Now, good bye!