A public inconvenience...

by Mr. Darcy   Oct 3, 2015


Sitting on the loo...
:

*Plop*
:
*cough*
:

a gentle knock...

..?
In an instant I notice:
the damn latch is off...
:
Drat and double drat!!
:
This requires Ninja reactions...
:
I have those:

with lightening speed
I shoot my foot forwards, and...
the door

s..w...i...n..gs
O P E N!!!.
:

Hello...

:

*a cigar is lit*
:

*Bachs Air on G String plays*

...Happiness is a Cigar called Hamlet.

michael
2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIckHmwZAeI
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My favourite sketch is the photo booth.

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  • 8 years ago

    by Koan

    If Shakespeare write about king Lear maybe I should write about king Loo, about the one, you who gets inspired by the loo more than once a day hahahaha Love the humor bro!!! Awesome read

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