I need to be the man you need
The kind of man you fantasise about
Who you see and go "ooft" and have thoughts about
And I know this isn't me.
But this is the kind of man I need to be.
Muscles that can be seen
Instead of this Mr. Bean
Arms strong, shoulders broad
Replace my pen for a sword.
And you can pretend all you want
That this isn't the case
But it's all so much more
Than just my face
You say this isn't how it be
But are you lying to yourself or lying to me?