A young toddler advances,
Spring chicken takes chances;
Prepubescent superstar,
Before he can even drive a car.
A young man struts,
With a silly little 9-minute haircut;
Underdeveloped brain,
Already trying to mansplain.
Thirtysomething Tarzan,
Showing EVERYONE the definition of a man;
High-echo ego,
Still needs Mom's pillow.
Middle-aged authoritarian,
Judging balls and the ovarian;
King Kong on his mettle,
But a Blonde made him settle.
Elderly, a true retirement of glory,
Whether she meant it, his wife's oratory;
He was amazing, stupendous, and profound,
She will live another 30 years, and he is in the ground.
