Love just is....

Ooooh Alan! Getting mad are we, well now we're even. Oh and trying to change my password is kinda lame, seeing as half the world knows it but what would you expect from alan right folks? You brought this upon yourself, think back its pretty obvious and everyone knows, apart from you that is... So why dont you go sort your own probl;ems out before trying to p i s s the whole world off, better yet why dont you just leave us all alone. I know enough d i c k h e a d s as iot is.

nananana nananana Alan's g a y
nananana nananana Alan's t r a n z
Alan has a gf (his mom)
A bf too ( his dad)
nananana nananana Alan's g a y!

I hope alan feels special seeing as it took me nearly 20 minutes to write it with help from bridget, he should b very grateful. I know I know I have talent thanx yall 4 all the support

REMEMBER! Alan man is still in the loose, your co-operation means we can protect the world from harm

ALAN MAN'S POEM

A- abnormal
B- b a d looking
C- c r i p p l e
D- d e l e r i o u s
E- egg head
F- f * * k d u p
G- grumpy
H- h o o k e r
I- i t c h y
J- j a c k a s s '
K- k r a y z e e
L- l o s e r
M- m o u l d y
N- n a u g h t y
O- old
P- p e n i s e n l a r g e m e n t needed
Q- q u e e r
R- really really s t u p i d
S- s e x u a l l y F!!ked up
T- t r a n z
W- wrinkly
X- x t r e m e l y g a y
Y- yes he s u x
Z- zip got caught on his c o c k

By: Princess Alysse

once upon a time alan went to the doctor, not too long ago. he said doctor doctor my d i c k has been very itchy lately. she said ok well lets take a look. she stuck her hands into his panties and felt around, when she pulled out her hand it was covered in a green slimy substance. she said oh deary deary me! you have over 10 diff types of s e x u a l infections and desisdes, its not looking gud, im afraid were gonna hafta amputate. wat dd u say ur name was deary? alan man ma'am. ok