Sleezy Guy In a Bar Poem

Dedicated to Lindsey Rose and Michelle Kezele

I'm tired of guys
With immature and foolish minds
Who think they can bring home
Any girl they find

Don't hit on me at a bar
And give me a little wink
Then expect to get in my pants
When you buy me a drink

Do you think we are that naive?
To even give you a chance?
You think your taking me home,
When you'll be lucky to get a dance

Guys open your eyes!
I'm sorry to say that I'm right
Buy me as many drinks as you want
But your going home alone tonight

So the next time you go to a bar
And expect to get laid
All the money you just spent on that girl
Was just you getting played