Stone of Madness

I got a pebble in my head
And I don’t mean like bam bam
Want to take you down the block
And cram your face with Spam

OH! The stone of madness
Where is it leading me?
OH! This stone of madness...
A kidney stone...I gotta pee

Wandering daily, to and fro
Don’t know which end is up
Boy I really have to pee
Quick hand me a Dixie cup

OH! The stone of madness
Where is it leading me?
OH! This stone of madness...
A kidney stone...I gotta pee