Teacher Teacher..

Teacher, teacher I'm oh so bad,
I failed your test but don't get mad,
Its not your fault I hate your class,
Its just your fault I'll never pass.

"You must succeed," I hear you say,
Why? You get a pay rise for my A?

Teacher, teacher please won't you tell,
Do you actually give a damn if i do well?
Do you even care I might grow to excel?
Or does my good grade keep you saved by the bell.

"Forty quid the cost of the trip,
So get your parent's checks in quick,"

Teacher, teacher now answer me clear,
Do you expect us to believe that the trip was so dear?
Did you think I'd believe things were how they appear?
cos I think my mum's checks paid for your round of beer.

So teacher, teacher please riddle me this,
Just how much ass do you expect me to kiss?