Why won\'t you upload my photo? (Poem version)

Here i am in a lab, reading all my poems

I decide to add a profile, so you can see me in your homes

I want to add a picture, so you see the real me.

one who's strong, heroic, everything I'd like to be

So there i was, browsing pics for one that i adore

And then i found a portrait, the one that means much more

I want nothing more, than for you guys to see my rocking bod

My starlight eyes, my strong thick hands. you'd think I were a god.

But this crappy website, couldn't take the beauty I possess

It spat out my pic, and said to me, "cannot heed to your request"

I cried and wrote this friggin poem without another thought

I thought to myself, It's such a pity, i thought i was hot

but then i read the options on the add/change photo link

And changed the size of my file so it wouldn't be a dink.

Now I'm happy, my files up and you can look at me with care

You get lost in my eyes, my dashing gaze, and think about my hair.