I Tried to Sh*t

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to Sh*t
But only farted

Here I sit
What a caper
I have to Sh*t
But I'm out of paper

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And Sh*t my pants!

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to Sh*t and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullsh*t on the walls...

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to sh*t out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away