The mad mad D-Man

The mad mad D-Man is coming your way.

He wears a pin stripe suit, and a hat made out of hay.

He's got shiny shoes, and tude to boot.

He's got a silver pocket watch, and all the ladies think he's cute.

His shiny gold cape flaps in the air.

As he runs a black comb, through his slicked back hair.

He's a super hero, that plays the guitar

he saves helpless women, and drives fast cars.

his weapon of choice, is a sock full of quarters.

And he beats back mexicans, who try to jump the borders.

he loves chicken
and bagels