Bexy

With ginger hair,
and a stone cold stare,
Bexy's here i do declare!

I tip my hat to win her grace,
and gaze upon her pleasant face,
but she takes it from my grasp,
and begins the most unlikely task!

though pretty she may be,
for her would not suffice a simple tree,
her bladder is as nasty as not any could be,
so into my hat she proceeds to pee!

Oh, what grief,
I shudder with disbelief,
this is not how a lady should gain relief!

she is no ordinary girl,
why, her beauty exceeds that of a pearl;
but her brains as opposed to her face,
is an absolute disgrace!

Her beauty exceeds her wit,
lack of brains makes her a twit,
should the two be split,
and we'd be in for a fit!

Her lack of charm,
not to mention calm,
is certainly cause for alarm.

But when all is said and done,
it's not bexy that we shun,
we only tease her for the fun,
be rest assured, she's a good un :-)
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(c) DJ 2005

For someone called Rebecca. She does not really pee into a hat. Neither is she a twit. lol. It's just a joke between us.