BAKED BEANS

~FOUND IT ON A SITE, THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY~

There was a lady that LOVED baked beans. That was all she ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. But it gave her a nasty side-effect. She would fart so much after her meal. One day she met a man, and they fell in love. He never was told about the baked beans. So the woman was put in a nasty position. She didn't know what to choose, baked beans, or her true love. She decided on her love. So they got married. One day the lady was driving home from work, but then her car breaks down. She decides that she can walk home. She calls her hubby on her cell, and he says okay, but please hurry. So the lady walks about ten minutes, and she walks past a diner. She had a craving for baked beans so she stops by. She orders baked beans. She sees that on her way home she can let go of her farts, so that she can control them when she gets home. So all the way home she's putt-putting all the way. When she gets home, her husband blind folds her, and says come with me. He sits her down on a chair in the dining room. He's about to take off the blind fold, but then the phone rings. So he answers it. She decides that she can't hold it anymore, and lifts up one of her legs and lets one go. The smell was horrific. She gets a napkin and fans the air. This go's on for about ten minutes. So she hears her husband hang up the phone, then she fans the air franticly. She sets down her napkin. He comes and unblinds her. There is a cake in front of her that says' " HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and twelve people around the table.