I shot your stupid bunny rabbit!

I want my free I-POD
You goddamn sod
I shot your stupid bunny
Yes I laughed because it was funny
But right now the amusement is gone

I don’t want to sell your shit
I’d rather find you and throw a fit
Get rich quick schemes are out of style
Now remove my address from your files

I won’t refer you to my friends
You didn’t pay up on your end
I shot your stupid bunny rabbit
And according to your advertisement
I get free stuff and yet I still don’t have it any where in my possession damn it

You transferred me to some stupid website
Told me there’s more and added to my plight
There’s all this small print from what I see
Do you even know the meaning of free?

Free is when you give me things and I don’t have to work or pay
Free is when I shoot your bunny and you give me that I-POD with out delay
I shouldn’t have to refer five people
And I shouldn’t have to purchase shit
As far as I’m concerned I shot your stupid bunny rabbit and that should have been it!

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Inspired by that Shoot the Bunny Get a Free I-POD advertisement.