Earrings

I confess I have a fetish for these things.
You might have heard of them, they're called earrings.

Dangly ones, chunky ones, beads or studs,
I buy them myself or get them from my buds.

Most of them are crazy, but I think they're cool.
I wear them everywhere, whether at church or at school.

They don't have to be expensive, I really don't care.
I'll go right in to Wal-Mart and get me a pair.

I wear them to prom, I wear them with jeans,
I'll wear them with anything by all means.

If I had enough money to waste, I'd buy earrings by the hour.
The only time I don't wear them is in bed or in the shower.

Heck, I even get creative and make them on my own.
But sometimes they break, and I let out a groan.

Wearing pretty things makes me proud to be a girl,
Because I certainly wouldn't wear earrings if I was a guy named Earl.

If you choose to make fun of me, I could care less.
I have my own unique collection and to me, they are the best!

*it's kind of dumb, I know, but hey, whatever inspires me, right?