Aladdin and Jasmine (afterwards)

*Aladdin is my favorite movie. I want to make it a little funny though. Here is what happened after-wards though*

Jasmine: Look at this mess you made.
Aladdin: Don't sweat it, hire a maid.
Jasmine: You are a lousy sultan, also a lousy husband.
Aladdin: I have to get in reach with my cousin.
Jasmine: Are you listening to me?
Aladdin: Yea babe. I want the pizza with the anchovies.
Jasmine: Al, I thought you were a wonderful man.
Aladdin: Hey Jassy, can you open this can?
Jasmine: What are you are you about to eat in my living room?
Aladdin: It's pickles. Oh I like this commercial. Zoom zoom zoom.
Jasmine: That's it I give up.
Aladdin: You're ruining the fun. Shut the heck up.
Jasmine: You know what Aladdin, leave get out.
Aladdin: Now you are trying to be Jojo. Come on now, don't shout.
Jasmine: Go pack your bags.
Aladdin: I want to be young, let my pants sag.
Jasmine: I'm not playing. Leave.
Aladdin: What? But I don't have a spare key.
Jasmine: It's not my fault. You won't be missed.
Aladdin: Babe, you're not even going to give me a kiss.
Jasmine: You're such a drunk, why would I kiss you?
Aladdin: You know you are in love with my fly attitude.
Jasmine: Please! You cheated on me.
Aladdin: I know and I always grieve. So, why don't you let me come back in. I promise on Abu I will never do it again.
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Will she let him back in? Part 2 coming shortly.