The Great Mystery

As I lie there
Laying on my back
I slip my hand into my pants
And begin to feel my sac

I look down
And start to stare
I begin to wonder
Just what’s in there?

Are they filled with jello
Or are they made of gummi
All I know is what’s in there
Is probably really yummy

As I sat there starring
I leaned real close
At this point I realized
That balls are really gross

They like to shrivel up
When I get a chill
And then they like to grow bigger
When I get a thrill

Then there’s a noise
Someone coming down the hall
I look up and let go
Of my clustered balls

It was my dear friend Jawiggins
With his giant fro
But now what lies in my sac
I guess I’ll never know

by Josh and Brian, first poem by both of us, made at 1:36am on the phone!