Gossip Calls

Oh my god you\'re kidding?
Please tell me that you are joking?
Who caught Sally doing who?
God please erase that image!

Holy crap I can\'t stop laughing,
my sides are aching and my lungs are gasping,
What makes a girl so desperate?
We have to call Stacy spread this news you see.

She too will die laughing
just do not say anything when you see Sally.
Cause then she will know we had this conversation
talked behind her back again, ok we will talk later.

Hey Stacy this is Megan,
Jackie and I were just talking,
You won\'t believe whom Sally did,
Ha, you guessed it right.

I know I laughed too when I heard the news,
no I didn’t hear, who did Jackie do?
Oh my god, are you for real?
She did the same guy too?

~it is set up as a phone conversation, it was just a fun piece that i came up with when i was actually in Colorado in middle of the mountains. It is just if you are willing to talk behind someone’s back then what makes you think they won\'t do the same to you as well?