Iceage

by Dumpstead   Nov 18, 2005


Today I saw a movie filled with surprise
Full of extinct mammals, man and ice.
A few characters are indeed very nice,
To note, the Sloth that late does rise
And says the mammoth has beautiful eyes.

Sid the Sloth and the Squirrel with the nut
make the movie quite interesting, but
Mandy the mammoth is the special character
whose heart is as sweet as honey and nectar.
He's the perfect definition of a gentle beast.
Saber called Diego is a character with a twist.
Soto's the major one among the wild saber beast
Carol and Frank are the Rhino's that wanna feast
on the dandelions, that are being wiped out by the mist.
There are a few dodos that seem like stupid troopers
Man! I really wish that the movie had some bloopers.

Movie's called the "Iceage", though "Big Chooo" would be nice.
The logic the film makers used it that it's filled with ice.

There's plenty of Sid to go around and plenty of jokes
And at the end of the show they never say "That's all Folks!"
The animals call the human child squirt, wimpy and the "pinkly thing"
I love the style of the sloth, it's better than new Kinetic Zing!
Finally the sloth creates fire and calls himself "Lord of the flames".
Diego the saber is kind of upset, as he is playing double games.
Think the whole thing's funny enough to make you laugh for a few days?
Just wait until you take a close look at that squirrel's face.

However there's one point of contradiction
That has caught on to me like some addiction.
If the humans always walk and if they can't talk,
If all the other animals happily speak and mock,
so that we understand them perfectly in the movie
In the minds of the film crew, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE?

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  • 17 years ago

    by Goran Rahim

    This poem is good

  • 17 years ago

    by X2892

    Not 2 bad , itz still good n u still get a 5/5