Letter from Santa

Dear Santa,
Kay fat man lets get this straight I want only the best no imitation or second rate. I've been good all year now it's time to pay up. I want all that i ask for and a whole lot more.

Give me the bike and the CD all shiny and new, the TV with the built in DVD I'll take that too, the new play station , that would be great throw in a couple of games and some new Nike shoes.

See I've read the stories I know how this works, since I've been good you have to come So see ya Santa I'll be waiting up.
Love Tommy

Dear Tommy,
I've checked my list not just once but twice and you my dear boy have been anything but nice.

You cut Sally's ponytail all the way off and the frog you put in little Mikey's shoe did not deserve to be squashed.

So heres what I have for a naughty little boy like you, for even a lump of coal would be to good you see so heres a pile of reindeer Poo now maybe next you'll behave.
Love, Santa