You so ghetto!

You so ghetto:

you have a rag for a gas cap.

you take the city bus to the nightclub.

the offering plate at your church goes around five times.

your four year old can't talk, but can do the Tootsie Roll.

your milk label says "add water."

you wrap your presents in newspaper.

you bring your own snacks to the movies.

you wash your paper plates

you spray paint your rims gold.

you buy your girlfriend flowers from shop rite.