The slipper came in the step sisters sizes
Eric liked Ariel better as a fish
The Beast wasn't so beastly
And Snow White was a blonde.
Cinderella really did talk to mice
Prince Eric was allergic to shell fish
Belle was illiterate
Snow White talked to her echo.
The prince thought crazy girls were gorgeous,
and Eric had a thing for red heads
Beauty and the Beast made their own story
and now Snow White talks to her prince.
....Love is never perfect
....So Walt Disney fibbed a bit.
