Random poem

*~Lady's and gentlemen~*

*~bum and tramps~*

*~cross-eyed mosquito's and ~*

*~bow-legged ants~*

*~i come before you~*

*~to stand here behind you~*

*~and tell you a story~*

*~that i have never actually heard~*

*~admission is free~*

*~so pay at the door~*

*~theres plenty of seats~*

*~so sit on the floor~*

*~ this is a lady's meeting~*

*~for gentle men only~*

*~ and now i will tell~*

*~you my story~*

*~ one bright morning~*

*~in the middle of the night~*

*~two dead body's got up to fight~*

*~back-to-back the faced each other~*

*~sword-to-sword they shot each other~*

*~a deaf policeman~*

*~heard the noise~*

*~and came to kill~*

*~the two dead boys~*

*~if you don't believe~*

*~my story is true~*

*~ask the blind man~*

*~on the corner~*

*~he saw it too~*