I Killed Cupid

by Saliva t i o n x   Feb 10, 2006


Tore off his pretty-puff wings
Burned all those mushy things
Shoved an arrow in his eye
Threw his heart into the sky
Stuck his bow down his throat
Covered the body with a coat
Shot him twice in the chest.
Hid his organs with some mesh.
Gave his fingers to the dog.
Hid his head in a hollow log.
Drank his tainted blood myself.
Placed his teeth on a dusty shelf.
Hung his spine on my unpainted wall.
Dressed it with a dirty shawl.
The holiday's got us in a tizzy.
Always keeping cupid busy.
But no more Cupid that's for sure.
No more him and no more her.
Valentines day is really stupid.
So, to put it simply, I killed cupid.

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  • 17 years ago

    by Kayanna

    Sooo that was pretty much M'azing! i looooved it and it definately made me laugh. Good job lol

  • 17 years ago

    by angelwolf

    Lol man i love it

  • 18 years ago

    by Hasan

    Looool,,,dont know why i find it funny,,,yet one of the best poems i have ever read,,,,the way u mutilated cupid is just beutiful loool,,,,really nice flow nice structure,,,,,,keep it up

  • 18 years ago

    by Lady C

    Damn!
    That was so good i almost fell of my chair, keep it up!

  • 18 years ago

    by Unknown2Thyself

    That was an awesome poem I hate valentines day! well keep writing!