My Boring Day..

Tell you what I did today..
Basically in bed I lay
Watching TV, reading books,
Practicing my dirty looks,
Balancing just upside down
Spinning fast and falling down,
Somersaulting off the stool,
Cleaning out the swimming pool,
Eating figs and baking pies,
Making up horrendous lies,
Shooting at my neighbour's dog,
Getting drunk of hot egg nog,
Dodging every single crack,
Lest I break my mother's back,
Weaving silk and darning socks,
Building castles out of blocks,
Playing on the monkey bars,
Planning my next trip to mars..
Really just a boring day,
Passing all my time this way..