I feel like a F---ing celebrity

I feel like a f---ing Celebrity,
Tabloids and all,

OOPS Someones taking pictures of me peeing
in the bathroom stall,

I feel like a f---ing Celebrity,
Making my own porno movies,

flashing everyone with my fake
D cup boobies,

I feel like a f---ing Celebrity,
always being stalked,

people saying shit when i haven\\\'t even talked,

I feel like a f---ing Celebrity,
getting lyposuction,

Just so I can star in my own \\\'skinny girls\\\' production,

I feel like a f---ing celebrity,
Always starving myself to be thin,

Too bad i didn\\\'t notice \\\"phat girls\\\"
was a movie for fat women,

I feel like a f---ing celebrity,
getting a fake tan,

making my skin as orange as I possibly can,

I feel like a f---ing celebrity,
always acting blonde,

twirling my hair in my fingers,
not knowing what to respond,

I feel like a f---ing celebrity,
putting on an act,

Getting out of control each time i react,

I feel like a f---ing celebrity,
not able to think my own thoughts,

So I\\\'ll just go on with my life as a crowd
controled robot.