Today I saw you eat a cracker.
A brilliant idea popped into my head.
I went out and bought some poison.
(chorus)
Today I saw you eating a cracker
I had a really bright idea
All i needed was a little poison
and maybe some help
(verse2)
Today I saw you eating an apple
Last thing i thought of, was that cracker.
I walked up to your desk and gave you that cracker.
(chorus)
Today I saw you munching an apple.
I wanted to see you eat the cracker
But you put it aside.
And said you\\\'ll eat it tomorrow
(verse3)
Today you were eating, a BANANA!!
What the hell i thought you were going to eat the cracker!!!
I asked you,\\\"what about the cracker??\"
Your agitating me quite a bit.
(chorus)
Today you were eating a BANANA!!
What the hell it was suppose to be that blasted cracker!
MY GOD!! For all i know you could be dead by now!!
(verse4)
Today you finally ate that fudge-monkey cracker.
I burst out laughing in delight and happiness.
Then I realized you started to cough.
Then I think to myself\"O she\'s chocking!!\"
(chorus)
Today I saw eat that cracker
and you started to chew it.
Then I heard you cough.
Then I realized you were chocking.
(verse5)
Oh My God!! I didn\'t even need the poison!!
For the stupid retard chocked before swallowing.
I wasted a good $10,
on nothing but a cough!!
GOD I HATE YOU!!!!
