Not your average date

by Chelsey   May 20, 2006


CCP challenge written with Darien...the male perspective was me and the females was Darien

Everyone stood in their plaid outfits
There me and my girl stood in black
Tried to see as best we
could
All the golf lovers pushed us to the back

The golf game was quite an excitement,
It was such a sweet and thoughtful plan.
I wondered where we would be eating,
Anywhere as long as I was with my man

When the golf match became quite boring
When the viewers were making it hard to see
I told her to jump on my two-seater
And we can ride To Mickey D's

He brought me to McDonalds; our special place
We have so many romantic memories sitting here
The first time we ever shared a milkshake
We had our first kiss, and now our one year

My baby told me when we met
"You don't have to be romantic to show me your love
We don't need a candle light dinner
Just show me in a kiss, show me in a hug"

He left some mayo on the side of his lips
I stretched over the table and licked it away
My cleavage was probably showing a little
But these puppies are his on any given day

After eating a big Mac
After I passed some manly gas
I grabbed her soft, warm, tiny hand
And gave her a smack on the ass

We left Mickey D's and hid behind a tree
But there were too many people around
So were decided to go somewhere special
A place where we could never be found

She jumped on the back of the bike
Gabbed my muscles so tight
I made sure she was buckled in
And drove off into the night

The lake was right in front of us
So we decided to go skinny dipping
He took off his shirt and I smiled
I stared at him as he was unzipping

We were both naked in the algae
Perhaps conceiving a son or daughter
But since its not any ones business
You won't know what we did underwater

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  • 17 years ago

    by Gaara

    This is a sweet poem... and it is hard for a guy to be in a girls shoes and vice versa... Algea.. sweet! though this is not what I call funny but it is entertaining.. thre structure and format are good... and done in a good way.

  • 17 years ago

    by *i*love*me

    Good effort at trying to be the opposite sex. it was funny and i bet u guiys argued a lot aboput what the other wrote

  • 17 years ago

    by Catherine

    I liked the ending the most, lol.