The Turd Bird

There is a happy, crappy bird
A one that's made out of turd

He shi*ts on people without a word
Giving them what they deserved

A nice sloppy mess on top of your head
That'll taste charming inside your bread

Once upon a time he had diaorriah
He aimed and got it in your ear

That cocky bird deserves a smack
An almighty wallop or a whack

I hope that bird kicks the bucket
Then we could slice it up and cook it

That was the story of the turd bird
I hope that bit*h got served