Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Volcanoes, How I hate them and their silican dust.
I mean, they were pretty cool, but I do not like them any more.
Why do I dislike them?
Is it their color, or shape?
No, I hate them for a worse reason.
I got a disease from them, and I can barely say it!!!
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is what they call it.
You say it, I dare you!!!
It isn't very easy, when you think about it.
And, since it being a lung disease,
I WON'T HAVE A LONG TIME TO SAY IT ANYWAY!!
It messes up your lungs, coats them with something, I think.
Now I am here to warn you.
DO NOT GO AND SNIFF A VOLCANO!!
You may end up with my fate...
and believe me, you don't want it.

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Really, don't ask, just comment. My boyfriend asked me, and, well, being the person I am, I just had to oblige.