WARNING: Not intended for under 13. Viewer discretion advised

WARNING:
My poems are always very scary, Treacherous, and gross. Do not read if you are easily scared or have a weak stomach. I suggest if you are under 13, you do not read this.
Viewer discretion advised.

He was waited at my door
With a balloon that said happy birthday
But it wasn't really my birthday
So i took the tomato that I had in my pants and threw it
He did a jig on my porch
And ceremoniously ate his left leg
and apologized for forgetting my hammer that said "happy Hanukkah"
I said "you are forgiven"
and he put his battery
on my piano
until the battery spat out mayo
which he swam in
The he took an egg out of his mouth which he stored for religious purposes and rolled it on the carpet which i just cleaned
Then I hit him with a 4 by 4
and he hit me with a 2 by 4
And his was blue which is the color of the battery
I then cried out "JOOBLA!, why haveth you forgotteth my hammer"
Then the clouds opened up and rained llama's and cakes
Then the sky went gray as he shaved the leg he had left
It was all because I told him that the balloon said it was my birthday and my birthday was in 4 years
and he said "oh"
So the egg lived happily ever after