I fell out of my chair

I fell off my chair,
And landed on my bum,
I keep forgetting I have no wheel,
Boy, I sure am dumb.

I was listening to music,
And I fell out of my chair,
My wheel fell off,
And It flew into the air.

I cried and I tried,
To jump and get it back,
But then I learned if you try to catch a wheel,
Watch out it might attack.

It hit me in the head,
I think that might be why,
I can't seem to remember,
That my chair is such a lie.

It looks so perfect,
It looks so fun,
But now I know,
That I'll land on my bum.

Ever since that moment,
My chair won't stay still,
I try to sit and relax,
And it goes down like a hill.

Today I fell so much,
About six hundred times,
Usually when I'm on the phone,
So I'm quiet like a mime.

Well so much for my little story,
I guess right now I'm done,
And oh my freaking god,
I just fell on my bum :P

*Sadly this poem is true, don't make fun of me!*