100 reasons, 99 that i meant

The jealousy could make my eyes green, It could drive me mad,
But I wouldn't let you see it because I pretend I'm glad,
I know why you left, It was because of me,
Just because I hit you over the head,
Over the head with wood from the bed,
but its not like you didn't deserve it because you did,
Just like max, Simon and your brother Sid,

100 reasons why you did, because of me I'm proud, not to Kidd, 100 reasons from 1 and down, ill never be able to remove this frown, because theres the 100 reasons, 99 that I meant, the last one was just because you threatened to steal my tent.

The loneliness could drown me or make me upset,
But I dint let you know because its not something I regret,
Another reason why you left because of me,
I hit you with a lamp and broke your knee,
But its not like you weren't asking for it,
because you were,
Just like when I hit Marie and Claire,

100 reasons why you did, because of me I'm proud, not to Kidd, 100 reasons from 1 and down, ill never be able to remove this frown, because theres the 100 reasons, 99 that I meant, the last one was just because you threatened to steal my tent.