Reasons to stay Sober!"

Sitting at the bar
having sank a few
looking all around
thats when i saw you

You looked so hot
in that bright red dress
i bought you a drink
you said "god bless"

We started chatting
i drank some more
i gave you a wink
i think you knew the score

I asked you back to mine
you readily agreed
i took you by the hand
to my place with speed

Lights down low
romantic music playing
you went to the bathroom
thats when i started praying

You looked a peach
in the dim light
i licked my lips
as you swayed them hips

Into the bedroom we did go
on the bed we lay
as we kissed and cuddled
we began to play

I touched you,you touched me
our passion it did grow
imagine to my surprise
what i felt below

"Oh My God!" i exclaimed
what the hell is that
you just smiled and then you said
" thats my balls and bat!"

I actually wrote this on another poetry site so i thought i would share with you all here...hope you enjoy!