10 reasons why I like to drink

10 reasons why I like to drink

1. I love to vomit.

2. It makes my friends respect me.

3. My girlfriend loves my whiskey
breath and beer-bleary eyes.

4. Drunkards and saloonkeepers make really good friends.

5. It helps me win the safe-driving award.

6. I want to encourage juvenile delinquency.

7. It helps me think more clearly.

8. It's my way of saving money.

9. I hope to live in a "flophouse" on Skidrow.

10. It's my way of obeying God, who says, " Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging; and whosoever is deceived thereby in not wise."-Proverbs 20:1

It’s sad when people drink their lives away.