Peeeeeeee U!

by melly xx   Nov 20, 2006


Don't you love your own farts?
i know mine are just swell
it's fun to fart out loud
and to relax in the wonderful smell

Eggs,beans, a dead animal,
whatever the smell may be,
to me it smells like roses,
but I'm sure you won't agree

There's loud ones, silent ones, deadly ones,
all of which I personally enjoy
it's just like the happiness of a child,
when mommy buys them a new toy

Other people's farts are gross,
they don't have your personal stench,
especially when they fart in public,
for some clean air, i always clench

if you can't hear a fart,
you can surly smell the scent
it always lingers in the air
and even goes through the vents

farts are just another part of life,
that we all must accept
but sometimes people let one rip in public,
a fart they did not expect.

© MLS

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  • 17 years ago

    by LiveMyLifeOnALullaby

    Haha.. hilarious! awesome poem.. absolutely funny! lol!
    -Pisang

  • 17 years ago

    by firexdancer

    So funny!
    yes it is sad that somepeople love their farts so much
    mwa haha
    sorry
    luv gabriella

  • 17 years ago

    by in.need.of.a.lucky.charm

    Lol this was random!!! sad, but true!!! lol hahahaha. well done

    much love and many kisses,
    bex

  • 17 years ago

    by Bridget

    Hey thanks for entering this poem in my contest!! when i read it i honestly laughed out loud! if you haven't entered it in any humour contests you should go ahead and do so! lol i think this poem is great, and it's well written too. well done 5/5 :D

  • 17 years ago

    by Molly

    Hahah i love it!! made me laugh,
    thanks for the comment..its one of my favorites. :)
    always,
    Molly