Uh Oh.

Won't somebody help me.
It's too hard to hold in.
I think i'm gunna have to pee.
In the bottle of your gin.

It's not my fault you told me to.
Stay and not to leave.
For me this partying is very new.
And my drinking is hard to believe.

Your bottle is the only thing.
I see that i can use.
There's no way of leaving.
Nobody can refuse.

So pass me that damn bottle.
And look the other way.
I hope there won't be a puddle.
Or a tinkle or a spray.

I'll aim the best i can.
But don't blame me if i miss.
i'm too drunk to focus or stand.
All i know is i have to piss.