A doctor

by Rachel RTVW   Dec 25, 2006


There's a doctor that I work with, but I won't say his name,
He's always mean and nasty, everyday is just the same.
I can never understand him,
so I just look at him and nod,
Did I forget to mention, he thinks that he is God?

His writing is illegible, It looks just like vtach,
And anytime you page him, he never calls you back.
He'd won't admit when he is wrong, he'd rather walk around and curse,
So whenever there's an error, he says "Must have been my nurse!"

I wish I could refer him to remedial writing class,
Cause when I take his orders off, it's a big pain in the a**.
I want to tell him he doesn't have to be so rude and always cuss,
And that his job would not get done, If he didn't have help from us!

Copyright©2006 Rachel Barnett

*For those of you who don't know, vtach is short for Ventricular Tachycardia, a lethal heart arrythmia and when viewed on an EKG, it looks something like
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  • 17 years ago

    by Daisy if you do

    This was absolutely hilarious.... but sadly true. I think this happens in every workplace though regardless of profession. There is always that one that thinks they are God and blame everything on others. Thanks for explaining the Vtach.....made it easier to understand the meaning behind it.
    You have done an awesome job with this poem. Thanks for making me smile. Love the funny poetry
    Dixie

  • 17 years ago

    by Dark Demise

    Haha nice, 5/5!

  • 17 years ago

    by Barry

    Funny! but I can see he would be....
    A pain in the a...
    whats a vtach, I wonder?

  • 17 years ago

    by Gem

    From my stay in hospital at the beginning of the week, it was the nurses that kept me calm, helped me out when i needed something and generally looked after me. The doctors just came and prodded me once in a while =/
    This poem may have a humourous backbone (and it does) but you also showed how the nurses do thier jobs =)
    Excellent piece
    5/5
    *Gem*

  • 17 years ago

    by Landi Cordier

    You go girl! oh, and thanx for the link you put in my email! i'll def. try it out!

    Narc xxx

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