Reasons Why Girls Do Better In School

And the guys always wonder,
Why the girls get the "A's"
And why they're always stuck with the "C's"
Well, I'm here to tell you
Why boys all get caught,
While girls win the spelling bees.
The guys will launch spitballs
At the class geek,
The one who would never complain,
The girls calmly shoot
Spitballs at the teacher,
Who simply thinks it is the rain.
Guys always yell
During movies in class,
And end up with an hour D.T.
While girls pass the course
Just by passing some notes,
With a slight air of secrecy.
If guys lose the game
During gym class one day,
They're sure to beat someone up,
Which can only result
In a huge long lecture,
That makes the guys want to throw up.
The girls always achieve things
A little easier,
Of course, we always know what to do,
Just wait for the gym class
To get to the unit for swim,
And "accidentally" push 'em into the pool.
So guys, you still ask,
Why girls get good grades,
While all guys in detention just rot?
The next time you're thinking
About making trouble,
Remember: girls never get caught!