The adventure's of Happy Dude the donkey.

OK poems and quotes guys! I know this is a poorly written poem, but I wrote it when I was eight and I'm now fifteen. I found it the other day and I though I was cute so I submitted it. So Please don't laugh, OK, maybe a bit. And I hope you enjoy, The adventure's of Happy Dude the three legged donkey!

There was an ass,
Called Happy Dude,
And when I say ass,
I'm not being rude,
I speak of a donkey,
With only three legs,
And all he would eat,
Is freshly laid eggs.
He was walking along,
One lovely day,
The sun did shine,
And the kids did play.
He then saw a small bee,
Perched on a daisy.
It was having a rest,
He thought this was lazy.
He "Oi! Mr bee!
Give me some honey!"
"But sir if you want some,
You should pay with money."
At this he came across
Strong and mean,
"Sorry, just take some,
It's, thick, sweet and clean!"
Then without a thanks
He trotted on by.
Then to his surprise,
There came a pig sty.
"Excuse me please donkey,
But do come here,
Would you like to taste
The finest beer?"
"Tell me fatso!
Tell me where,
I can find,
The finest beer!"
"There is a barn,
Just right of here,
You'll meet a mouse,
She'll give you beer.'
And sure enough,
The barn was there,
And then he met,
The mouse's stare.
You see the mouse,
Had a extra eye,
All three staring,
At the sky.
It scared mean Happy,
And so then,
The mouse it turned
Back to a hen.
They'd played a trick
On Happy Dude.
They said it was
For being rude.
They had frightened
This nasty beast,
So the Hen, Pig and Bee,
Sat down to a feast,
Of truffles and honey,
And eggs freshly laid,
A celebration they had,
And games there they played.
"Happy you've learned
To be much less rude,
Would you like to join us?
Share some of our food?
Perhaps you'd like
Some of Bee's sticky honey?"
"Yes please! But this time,
I'll pay with the money!"
So they and Happy
Became closest of friends,
And that my dear children
Is how our story ends.
And excuse me for being
Seemingly crude,
But I've got to go now,
So I'm off; Later dude!!!

Told you it was laughable! And probably the most I've ever written. Still, I like it for sentimental reasons. I hope you liked it to, but if you didn't, I may consider hunting you down. Only joking! I'm not that creepy. OK, maybe I am, but that's against the point. Um. Yeah. So please check out some off my other depressing, or laughable, or both! poems, because I think there maybe a gem or two hidden in that pile of rubbish. Have a look for yourselves and I'll always comment those who comment me. So what are you waiting for? GO! Mucho love and hugs Kat-x-