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We thank you for your valued call
But no one's hear to help at all
Please listen carefully if you would
And follow all the prompts you should

If your a telemarketer
Or a fund raiser
You've got the number wrong somehow
Please end your call and hang up know

And if your from a company
That still believes you owe a fee
Your forms were filled in great detail
The money has been sent It's in the mail

If you are from a center link or large bureau
Or any public service set
Your call can not be connected yet

Please try and place a later call
Theres no help left hear at all

For other callers not asleep
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A family member will reply
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