Into Rehab One More Time - Britney Spears Parody

by Corinne   Mar 18, 2007


There's a link to an audio clip of me singing - 2 versions - here:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=130193

Into Rehab One More Time - a Parody of "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
Copyright February 27th, 2007 Corinne Curcio

Oh Britney Britney, Oh Britney Britney

Oh Britney Britney, surely you must know
You're looking like a nightmare
Oh Baldy Britney - doing Ecstasy and too much Blow
Isn't very bright, yeah

Lindsay and Nicole Richie
And Paris can't be as kooky as you are now
Oh because

Chorus
You're such a mess, and we can see
You're panty-less - But we can't believe
That you'd choose to leave your kids behind
With K-Federline
Into Rehab One More Time

Oh Britney Britney We're aggrieved to think it's true
Oy - Let me underline it
Puking and losing consciousness the way that you do
Really - how can you stand it?

Kabbalah and old bag Madonna
Can't save you -Ya wanna let it go now?
Oh because

Chorus
If it's stress - Drink herbal tea
Or PMS - Take Midol please
In any case, you've gotta sign
On the dotted line
Into Rehab One More Time

Oh Britney, Britney you've put on quite a show
Oh Bimbo Britney this crazyness has got to go
Your huge success is nothing less
Than a fluke anyhow
Don't throw away all that money
Ex-Mouseketeer
And don't kvetch and whine
Into Rehab One More Time

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  • 16 years ago

    by Jenni Marie

    HAHAHA
    Oh jesus gigglefit...I can't actually get on the link on this pc, but nevertheless I loved this piece!

  • 17 years ago

    by Quinn

    Hilarious

  • 17 years ago

    by robin milford

    There is neat music on that link