Junior retreat

Well I went on a retreat
we didn't think we would miss a beat.
We had a blast at first,
But then out chaperone cursed.

All we wanted to do was have some fun
But there as no fun to have hun.
She slept in front of our door,
but we made sure it was not a bore.

We woke her up every time,
Her thoughts weren't worth a dime.
So we baited the hook,
and they slammed the book.

So I'm sure now they are angry,
but we didn't really give a DAM!!!