by David   Apr 13, 2007

David is Dave
Andrew is Andy
Teagan is Teagz
Amanda is Mandy

Rachael is Rach
Samuel is Sam
Stephanie is Steph
Stanly is Stan

Rebecca is Bec
Ashleigh is Ash
Shanai is Shazz
Natasha is Tash

Timothy is Tim
Daniel is Dan
Goran is Gor
Janette is Jan

Tamara is Tammie
Lauren is Loz
Joanne is Jo
Roslyn is Roz

James is Jim
William is Will
Jeremy is Jezza
Billy is Bill

Written by David,( not Dave)


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  • 11 years ago

    by Savannah Kate

    Haha well that certainly made me chuckle a bit.

  • 12 years ago

    by Domino0792

    Channon is Chan.

    or b i .. t c h.

    either one.

  • 12 years ago

    by Blissful

    I just loved how random this was and unexpected. It was light and a great way to end my day, it was funny and made me chuckle. :] It was unique and a joy to read. *5/5*

  • 12 years ago

    by Meme

    How about we call u Dave ?!
    hahaha cute i loked it

  • 12 years ago

    by Greg Beam

    Very nice... this is an extremely unique piece of writing. great job this is put together very nicely. once again great originality... 5/5